Our “Witchy” Witchionary
aka terms you might hear us or our guests use where you’re saying to yourself “What the f*ck?” Make sure to listen to our episode Shit Spiritual People Say so you can play along with us!
What the woo woo???
What the hell are Meg & Jen talking about and what the f*ck do these “spiritual” words actually mean? We understand some of the terms can seem confusing which is why we are going to help you in our “witchy” witchionary (aka witchy dictionary).
Soul Ascend Terms we commonly use but you sure as hell won’t find in websters:
Ascendment- a mantra to anchor and ground you into your next level
Soul-Signment- action step to implement the concepts you hear from our podcast or courses
Dramaticize- when Meg says this word what she really means is exaggerate. She just forgets English sometimes.
Community Cauldron- a container of aligned sisters who are ready to ascend.
Goddessery- when a woman is activating her goddess. Think “badassery” with a goddess twist.
High Priestess- the woman who can channel ancient wisdom and tap into her divine intuition. The woman who understands the difference between logic and her knowing, and has the tools to work with them. She can operate in 2 ways: Alchemy and Manifestation.
Whoa-Man- a strong, vibrant, and magnetic spiritual woman
Other words Spiritual Entrepreneurs use that confuse the hell out of you…
Yep, we likely use them too and sorry not sorry.
Astral Projection/Travel- Believed to occur just before death or in dreams; also known as out-of-body experience. Nope, you don’t need drugs to do this!
Aligned- to sync up your actions with your knowing (values).
Aura- the atmosphere or energy surrounding your physical body
“Aya” aka Ayahuasca- aka “Mother Aya” is a teaching plant or form of plant medicine that might take you to unknown places like Planet Pandora so you can enjoy your time flying with the Avatars. But you might also venture off to the gothic circus. Generally speaking, most people experience their fair share of light and dark. Meg and Jen refer to this medicine a lot throughout the podcast since it had such a profound effect on both of them. Mother Aya teaches us exactly what we’re ready to see and understand. Warning: it’s not for everyone and when you’re ready, you won’t question if it’s for you. You just know.
Authentic- We have a love/hate relationship with this word. I mean, what spiritual teacher out there do we know hasn’t used this word? If there is one I want to give that person 100 bucks because not using this word could possibly be the most authentic thing ever. It basically means being true to you. No frills. No fluff. No performance.
Divine- Godlike or from Spirit. Basically, any word, object, place or thing that’s so arousing you’d like to have sex with.
Embody- to express or activate. Yeah, we use this word a lot and it’s kind of annoying AF.
Galactic Federation- According to some, there’s a counsel of really smart aliens who come together for peace. We’re pretty sure yoda and his homeboys and homegirls are sitting somewhere in the 5th dimension on the moon discussing intergalactic peace and unity while laughing at our tomfoolery.
Goddess- You! Duh. Yes, you are a Goddess: a woman who is adored and celebrated. We work with a lot of these archetypes to help us navigate through tough situations and manifest in business.
Intuition- An inner knowing that cannot be explained. It is a feeling. Like when you’re at a coffee shop and for no reason, you “feel” weird, then turn around to see your ex-boyfriend with a new chick who smells like farts and has a camel toe and then you wonder how the hell you even match up but then remember that you had to go through that experience to remember who you are: a witch.
Manifest- Conspiring with the universe to create a desire that is so profound you believed it to be true before it actually happens. Then shit happens.
Matrix- We don’t really use this one but many spiritual entrepreneurs like to say that we’re all living in the matrix and those who are “woke” are the one who took the red pill and “Keanu”ing it at life.
Mystic- Spiritual Mystery, Miracles, and Manifestation beyond the physical.
Oracle Cards- Like “Tarot” but can be interpreted in many different ways
Sacred- Connected to the divine. So special that it can’t be tainted with. For example, my wine Is sacred.
Shadow Work- Think Star Wars. We all have light and dark. The shadow is like the Darth Vader. The dark parts of us that often might seem too heavy to understand. Shadow work is addressing and working through past experiences that help us in our liberation = yoda shit.
Shaman- Watch our episodes with Demi and Makhosi and you’ll find out!
Starseeds- Are you from not here? Be prepared cause we’re gonna get super nerdy Star Wars on you! Are you a Pleidian? A Mintakan? Or an Acturian? Starseeds are said to be old souls from different galaxies, planets, and origins who came to earth on a mission. These souls carry divine wisdom along with special abilities to help create change on our Planet. I don’t know about you but I wanna be a mothereffin’ Starseed! That sounds pretty rad. Yeah, being human is so last year.
Witch- A bad ass lady who can manifest cool shit.
Woke: Uh oh. This word is meant to identify those who have “lifted the veil” and understand more about themselves as a soul having a human experience. Does this mean that everyone else is “un-woke?” If you listen to our episode “Shit Spiritual People Say” then you’ll understand how we feel about this word.
Woo Woo- Spiritual tools, meanings, and perspectives that create magic.